Fat Cis Queer Femme engaged to a husky lumberjack named Butchie Butch Cutebutt McGee.
We're going to get married in a space ship and fly off to Mars.
I like pigs and discussing fashion, Star Trek, beards, food and cats.
If I were a color, I would be persimmon and if you have ever played the sims, we should be friends because you will not believe what Agnes Crumplebottom just fucking did.
Ask me questions, but leave that weak Anon bullshit at home.
I am the Stephen Sondheim of Dick Jokes.
|Sulu:||If you test me... You will fail.|
|Khan:||In another life, we may have been friends.|
[[MORE]]i convinced my ex-husband that i did not believe in the existence of dinosaurs.
I HAVE PERIOD RAGE AND I WANT TO BUY PAINT AND FURNITURE AND A FERN BUT NOOOOOOO.
go home spencer!