Dildo Baggins

Kattie here.
Fat Cis Queer Femme engaged to a husky lumberjack named Butchie Butch Cutebutt McGee.
We're going to get married in a space ship and fly off to Mars.
I like pigs and discussing fashion, Star Trek, beards, food and cats.
If I were a color, I would be persimmon and if you have ever played the sims, we should be friends because you will not believe what Agnes Crumplebottom just fucking did.
Ask me questions
I still have to Bone a Duck.

horrorharem:

"Men in Black" 1997 Will Smith

horrorharem:

"Men in Black" 1997 Will Smith

(via binbons)

(Source: lee-qri, via janettesnakehole)

Me:

Heyyyy baby *hugs cat*

Cat:

*paws me*

Cat:

*bites me*

Cat:

*kicks me*

Cat:

*scratches me*

Cat:

*runs away immediately*

Me:

Me:

*looks down the bleeding hands*

Me:

Cats are

Me:

the best

ASSHOLE, get off the screen.

augustayc:

tyndalecode:

augustayc:

tyndalecode:

I wore this on Sunday, which tends to be slower cos-play wise, but I still found a Sansa!

I can tell that Margaery’s shoe is fabulous but I can’t actually see it UGH WHAT A TEASE

Just $25 Steve Madden Jellies! I’d actually bought some matching shoes (Nine West, the aqua ones), but it was the last day and my feet were killing me. 

I LOVE THEM


AAH!

augustayc:

tyndalecode:

augustayc:

tyndalecode:

I wore this on Sunday, which tends to be slower cos-play wise, but I still found a Sansa!

I can tell that Margaery’s shoe is fabulous but I can’t actually see it UGH WHAT A TEASE

Just $25 Steve Madden Jellies! I’d actually bought some matching shoes (Nine West, the aqua ones), but it was the last day and my feet were killing me. 

I LOVE THEM

AAH!

(via ursulatheseabitchh)

tessaracked:

I did a Google image search for “mulder krycek”

Why…………..

tessaracked:

I did a Google image search for “mulder krycek”

Why…………..

pardonmewhileipanic:

pooperscoopin:

FORTY EIGHT POPTARTS PRAISE WALMART JESUS

omg this has to be america
quick someone send me one

WHAT WALMART IS THIS????

pardonmewhileipanic:

pooperscoopin:

FORTY EIGHT POPTARTS
PRAISE WALMART JESUS

omg this has to be america

quick someone send me one

WHAT WALMART IS THIS????

binbons:

janettesnakehole:

hi i’m really into everything about myself right now how about you <333

BEAUTY

BABE

say H Y U N and A!

(Source: femaleidols, via binbons)

buckyxbarnes:

What do you think it is about Hawkeye that’s so compelling as a character?

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