I’m only one episode into downton abbey and i want to smush the face of the little blonde sister.
SHUT UP EDITH, NOBODY LIKES YOU.
i need plus size shorts to stop having tiny waists and HUGE FUCKING LEG HOLES
i am not shaped that way
most of the fat girls i know are not shaped that way
I AM LITERALLY MAKING MY OWN SHORTS OUT OF A SKIRT I BOUGHT BECAUSE I CAN’T FIND ANY THAT FIT ME WELL ENOUGH TO WEAR TO WORK.
LIKE WHY IS THIS WAIST HOLE SO TINY? I CANNY BREATHE AND IM GONNA FEEL ALL SQUISHED ALL FUCKING DAY.
I actually don’t even know who they make shorts for. The only shorts I have that really fit are sports ones. Every other pair I’ve bought recently or contemplated buying ends up cutting me in half via my crotch or been so short that there would be no Victoria’s Secret.
I’m guessing the mythical noodle-people tribe.
I mean, it has to be for like.. lookin good when you’re standing up? but like, you do other stuff than just like, lean against things and look hot???