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Kattie here.
Fat Cis Queer Femme engaged to a husky lumberjack named Butchie Butch Cutebutt McGee.
We're going to get married in a space ship and fly off to Mars.
I like pigs and discussing fashion, Star Trek, beards, food and cats.
If I were a color, I would be persimmon and if you have ever played the sims, we should be friends because you will not believe what Agnes Crumplebottom just fucking did.
Ask me questions
I still have to Bone a Duck.

callianeira:

susiethemoderator:

cheeky—-cunt:

PSA

How to keep yourself safe from iCloud hackers. Please make sure your auto photo sharing is turned off so that others don’t fall victim to having their photos stolen like those poor celebs.

Reblog to get the word out!

dont trust the cloud

(via lordearlgray)

seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

image

(via janettesnakehole)

brooklynboobala:

baroqueart:

Eugenia Martínez Vallejo, clothed by Juan Carreño de Miranda
Date: 1680

It’s like looking in a fucking mirror. !!!!!

brooklynboobala:

baroqueart:

Eugenia Martínez Vallejo, clothed by Juan Carreño de Miranda

Date: 1680

It’s like looking in a fucking mirror. !!!!!

(Source: museodelprado.es, via ms-eeta-buffet)

unamusedsloth:

The stages of getting out of bed in the morning.

unamusedsloth:

The stages of getting out of bed in the morning.

(via thats-ms-hsv-2-you)

binbons:

Hello my name is Ariana Grande

britney stop it i love you.

binbons:

Hello my name is Ariana Grande

britney stop it i love you.

oatmeal:

I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman.

(via kittenfarts)

blow-you-awayy:

www.blow-you-awayy.tumblr.com
binbons:

Saw this casualty on my way home

RIP gone too soon

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WAS IT OUTSIDE STUNNERZ? WAS IT?

binbons:

Saw this casualty on my way home

RIP gone too soon

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WAS IT OUTSIDE STUNNERZ? WAS IT?

(Source: disneyfilm, via spami)