Dildo Baggins

Kattie here.
Fat Cis Queer Femme engaged to a husky lumberjack named Butchie Butch Cutebutt McGee.
We're going to get married in a space ship and fly off to Mars.
I like pigs and discussing fashion, Star Trek, beards, food and cats.
If I were a color, I would be persimmon and if you have ever played the sims, we should be friends because you will not believe what Agnes Crumplebottom just fucking did.
Ask me questions
I still have to Bone a Duck.

http://happicuppa.tumblr.com/post/83768943091/nerdiosity-happicuppa-shakethecobwebs-i

nerdiosity:

nerdiosity:

happicuppa:

shakethecobwebs:

i need plus size shorts to stop having tiny waists and HUGE FUCKING LEG HOLES

i am not shaped that way

most of the fat girls i know are not shaped that way

stahp

I AM LITERALLY MAKING MY OWN SHORTS OUT OF A SKIRT I BOUGHT BECAUSE I…

Well, since my servants that wheel me around places so I don’t have to move my legs with that tedious walking motion have quit, finding clothes that accommodate all of that movement has been really tricky. 

I’VE FOUND THE THING.

I’m only one episode into downton abbey and i want to smush the face of the little blonde sister.

SHUT UP EDITH, NOBODY LIKES YOU.

nerdiosity:

happicuppa:

shakethecobwebs:

i need plus size shorts to stop having tiny waists and HUGE FUCKING LEG HOLES

i am not shaped that way

most of the fat girls i know are not shaped that way

stahp

I AM LITERALLY MAKING MY OWN SHORTS OUT OF A SKIRT I BOUGHT BECAUSE I CAN’T FIND ANY THAT FIT ME WELL ENOUGH TO WEAR TO WORK.

LIKE WHY IS THIS WAIST HOLE SO TINY? I CANNY BREATHE AND IM GONNA FEEL ALL SQUISHED ALL FUCKING DAY.

I actually don’t even know who they make shorts for. The only shorts I have that really fit are sports ones. Every other pair I’ve bought recently or contemplated buying ends up cutting me in half via my crotch or been so short that there would be no Victoria’s Secret. 

I’m guessing the mythical noodle-people tribe.

I mean, it has to be for like.. lookin good when you’re standing up? but like, you do other stuff than just like, lean against things and look hot???

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

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mattsandy:

Southern Arizona in Film #2

(Source: mattsandy, via polairekillsyou)

storiesofaginger:

everythingrhymeswithalcohol:

euqinomdrawoh:

Where is this from? Looks funny!

Broad City

This show is amazing. It’s everything I’ve been wanting and just didn’t know I wanted.

it’s literally so good.

(Source: abbiabrums)

lesliecrusher:

erics-idle:

The Riker:

  1. Lift leg over back of chair
  2. Sit
  3. Resume eye contact
  4. Carry on the conversation as if you didn’t just sit down in the most boss way possible

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I emailed Time magazine.

calzonafever:

Look at her smile!!

*idied*

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seamus-humperdinck:

Happy Birthday Mr. Boss Man <3

he’s like, what, 70 today? 73?

seamus-humperdinck:

Happy Birthday Mr. Boss Man <3

he’s like, what, 70 today? 73?

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