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Kattie here.
Fat Cis Queer Femme engaged to a husky lumberjack named Butchie Butch Cutebutt McGee.
We're going to get married in a space ship and fly off to Mars.
I like pigs and discussing fashion, Star Trek, beards, food and cats.
If I were a color, I would be persimmon and if you have ever played the sims, we should be friends because you will not believe what Agnes Crumplebottom just fucking did.
Ask me questions
I still have to Bone a Duck.

(Source: youtube.com, via mysstique2cus)

something gross got on my pants from the bus ride home


the apartment is currently set up like the worlds saddest apartment. we have one arm chair, so it’s directly in front of the TV..

i love you guys.


do you ever avoid watching movies because you know an actor is in them and you know that ever movie they’re in they die horribly?

because i want to watch movies.

but brendan gleeson is in them

and then i cry.

because i love him.