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Kattie here.
Fat Cis Queer Femme engaged to a husky lumberjack named Butchie Butch Cutebutt McGee.
We're going to get married in a space ship and fly off to Mars.
I like pigs and discussing fashion, Star Trek, beards, food and cats.
If I were a color, I would be persimmon and if you have ever played the sims, we should be friends because you will not believe what Agnes Crumplebottom just fucking did.
Ask me questions
I still have to Bone a Duck.

(Source: youtube.com, via mysstique2cus)

something gross got on my pants from the bus ride home

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

the apartment is currently set up like the worlds saddest apartment. we have one arm chair, so it’s directly in front of the TV..

i love you guys.

I HAVE HEARTBURN!

do you ever avoid watching movies because you know an actor is in them and you know that ever movie they’re in they die horribly?

because i want to watch movies.

but brendan gleeson is in them

and then i cry.

because i love him.